- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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