- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

whats really hot the sun

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

The 19th Amendment

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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