- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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