why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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whats long and black? a baton

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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Kah-________-

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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