This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Nah

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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democracy

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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