Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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womens rights

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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Anne Frank.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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