That's Racist

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Hi Shelby!!

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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A Banana wrote this...

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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