why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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want to go home? yea

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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