Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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Period Blood

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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