Chicken

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

Rock mattress.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

OBAMA

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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