yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Chaney is a dumb b****

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Unflushed Shit...

Gestapo.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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