Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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8=D

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9/11

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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