Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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this is a joke

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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maddie latino

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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