why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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weiner? balls

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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poop

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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T-Dog scare me

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Who has downs this joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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