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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

balls in ya mouf

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

I'm Jewish

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

Rebecca Black

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