- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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