- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

planking.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

Brittney Spears

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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