- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

where do the women go? the womanarium

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Knock knock Come in!

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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