What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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