Women"s Rights

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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DOWN

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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this is a joke

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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