Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Black people are clen.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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Anti Joke

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