Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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a little girl gets raped

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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What is brown and sticky?

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Trashcan!

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Hellen Keller

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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