Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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A guy is playing cod

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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