Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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Teen pregnancy

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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( o Y o )

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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Your mother is a man.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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PUDDING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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