- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

what's funnier than hell? heaven

why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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