- Anti Joke

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

Transformers: Shadow of the Dark Risen Monday. The Autobots starring in more explosions, more random fighting! Zero narrative nor explanations! One constant explosion trough the whole movie! But do not worry! Did you believe that the final battle versus Optimus Prime and his evil Dimensional counterpart Optimal Evilus would be the ones fighting at standing at the end? NO! This is far more exciting! 16 year old Nick is seeking the love of his life in the 42 year old grandmother Mirabella Torres, and ends up proving his love by pushing the button that instantly kills Optimal Evilus`s ultimate form Evilus Supreme! "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Honest reviews. "Yeah we love it that part where Optimus Prime forgets who is fighting and beats the shit out of Jazz and his totally non racist MonkeyBot Obamabus, seriously, this needs to die" Transformers lovers. "You gotta love that scene where Megatron starts blowing up his own allies because explosions!" Transformersmoviefans.com. "So why did Optimus Prime refuse to kill his Evil dimensional brother thing? I mean he was from another dimension, why did he go around like "NO HE IS MY BROTHER IN SOME DIMENSION! YOU MUST INSERT THE SPARK INSIDE ME DEEP INSIDE ME NICKY! DEEPER!" People Magazine. "So this time they just made the Decepticon`s weakness a button so small only a human can push it huh?" People... Just people. "MY EAAAAAAAAARSSSS!" MICHAELBAYGAVEMEPTSD.ORG. Moral: Wow it says skynet is watching all the time now at solvemedia, unexpected considering the first thing I posted was the terminator XXXV thing. So, is it some sort of easter egg feature? I mean I would not believe myself if someone told me that.... Which is actually what makes this kinda creepy...

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Jared Gough is a slut

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

Ass

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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