what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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brett is a dick

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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Anti Joke

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