Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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like my drawing of a white person?

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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