I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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I can't think of a joke!

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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Women Voting

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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Sex. That is all.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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