So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Women's rights

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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