Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What is worse

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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