Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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toast points

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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