- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

how did little johnny die? i killed him

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

Do you believe this will change?

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Stephen Hawking can walk

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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