What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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Pickles

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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