What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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A black goes to college

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Rebecca Black.

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My butt!!!!

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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