An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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c+t+c?

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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what's red and blue? your heart

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Lil' Wayne

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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