A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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A Banana wrote this...

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Compton

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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