A day without sunshine is like night.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

you know what hurts.... PAIN

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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