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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

Wats a joke?

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Your doorbell is broken.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

a black father

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

Yeah right loser!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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