Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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whats long and black? a baton

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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