- Anti Joke

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

I hate black people. Because their black.

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

What looks like half an apple? The other half.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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