How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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cms.......?????

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Women's sports

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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Banana(s)

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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