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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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