Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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