What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Your Mom

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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Communism

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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