Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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What is a question?

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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gay rights

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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A seal walks into a club.

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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