Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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A homeless person dies.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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Aodhan Hearty

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I am a real homosexual

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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the WNBA

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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a horse walks into a barn

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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