what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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At his sentencing, a judge tells a convicted murderer that he will be hanged at noon on one weekday in the following week but that the execution will be a surprise to the prisoner. He will not know the day of the hanging until the executioner knocks on his cell door at noon that day. Having reflected on his sentence, the prisoner draws the conclusion that he will survive the hanging. His reasoning is in several parts. He begins by concluding that the "surprise hanging" can't be on Friday, because if he hasn't been hanged by Thursday, there is only one day left - and so it won't be a surprise if he's hanged on Friday. Since the judge's sentence stipulated that the hanging would be a surprise to him, he concludes it cannot occur on Friday. He then reasons that the surprise hanging cannot be on Thursday either, because Friday has already been eliminated and if he hasn't been hanged by Wednesday night, the hanging must occur on Thursday, making a Thursday hanging not a surprise either. By similar reasoning he concludes that the hanging can also not occur on Wednesday, Tuesday or Monday. Joyfully he goes to his cell confident that he has been spared from the hanging. The next week, the executioner knocks on the prisoner's door at noon on Wednesday and prisoner is completely surprised!

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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