A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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