Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Japan

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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