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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Trump will make America great again.

Women outside of the kitchen.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

it was all Tagart

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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